“Hey, hey! Tonight I’m going to suck! . . . your blood.” – Krusty the Clown
Author Archive for The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
“Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt. Scientists are recommending that necessary precautions be taken.” – Announcer
[scoffs] “Eggheads. What do they know?” – Homer
“Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?” – Lisa
“Sure! You’ll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church.” – Homer
“Well, would it be alright with you if I just laid in the street and died?” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson
“Didn’t graduate? How low can you get?” – Barney
“Barney, where’s your cummerbund?” – High School Reunion Attendee
“It fell in the toilet.” – Barney
“So he’s going to prison?” – Homer
“No, we’ve arranged an exchange for one of our own men caught in Albania.” – Government Official
[spy child comes into frame]
“So, Sparrow, we meet again.” - American Spy Kid
“Yes. Sometimes I think I am getting too old for this game.” – Adil
“Recipe for a free country: mix one cup liberty with three teaspoons of justice. Add one informed electorate. Baste well with veto power.” – Essay Contestant from Rosemount, MN
“Krusty, what are your plans for the royalties?” – Kent Brockman
“Well, we gotta pay for promotion, shipping, distribution, you know those limos out back? They aren’t free. Whatever’s left we throw down the well.” – Krusty the Clown
08
Apr
11
Season 22 News Revealed
More news for the latest season of “The Simpsons” has been revealed, with three new plotlines/titles and one promotional image.
HOMER SCISSORHANDS – MAY 8
Homer discovers his talent for cutting women’s hair and becomes a hairdresser, while Lisa becomes confused when a pretty girl at school shows interest in Milhouse.
500 KEYS – MAY 15
A discovered drawer full of old keys sets in motion several adventures: Homer steals the Duff Blimp, while Bart learns he can do no wrong. Lisa finds a strange room beneath Springfield Elementary, while Marge and Maggie engage in a toy train chase.
THE NED-LIEST CATCH – MAY 22
Ned Flanders falls in love with Edna Krabappel – but will her reputation for dating every guy in town end the relationship?
The first episode doesn’t sound neither bad nor good yet, so we’ll just have to wait and see. The second episode sounds like a “mysterious” plot, something that interests me – it doesn’t seem really good or really bad as of yet, so we’ll have to see; but it does interest me a bit so I’m leaning toward it being something enjoyable. The third episode – uh… doesn’t sound that well as the previous two; I’m sure it will be a cheap tripe of lame jokes about Edna and Seymour’s relationship and Ned falling out of love with her before the first ten minutes are over. There, episode fin.
The promotional image released was for “The Great Simpsina”, which airs this Sunday:
Lisa becomes a famous magician in "The Great Simpsina", this Sunday on FOX
Ah, I can honestly say that I don’t hate this promo nor the episode plot; as of yet, that is. We’ll just have to wait and see.
Maggie
