21
May
10

Election Extra: Hideous Monstrosity Caught at Ol’ Fishin’ Hole!

A hideous monstrosity was found at the local fishing hole, reporters say. One Dave Shutton, the photographer for the Springfield Shopper, says that the source responsible for this monstrosity was the Nuclear Power Plant, owned by candidate for mayor, Charles Montgomery Burns! Burns denies any involvement with the fish, saying that it was most likely the boy whom mutated it. Due to this, polls drop severely in Burns’ favor, going to 49%: Mary Bailey; 19%: C.M. Burns. However, our sources say that Mr. Burns is planning a commercial to explain the reason that the fish has three eyes. The question in everybody’s mind at this point is: Who will be mayor?

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