“Now, before we sit down to our delicious turkey purée, I have some, uh, happy, news. The following people have relatives that wish they could be here today; Antonovsky, Conroy, Falcone, Martin, Thorson, and Walsh.” – Springfield Retirement Castle Administrator
“Oh, and Mrs. Spencer . . . you too.” – Springfield Retirement Castle Administrator
“Oh, I knew they wouldn’t forget me.” – Mrs. Spencer
Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate it!