Author Archive for The Joy of Cooking Milhouse

12
Oct
11

“Hey, hey! Tonight I’m going to suck! . . . your blood.” – Krusty the Clown

03
Oct
11

“Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt. Scientists are recommending that necessary precautions be taken.” – Announcer

[scoffs] “Eggheads. What do they know?” – Homer

05
Sep
11

“Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?” – Lisa

“Sure! You’ll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church.” – Homer

24
May
11

“Well, would it be alright with you if I just laid in the street and died?” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson

20
May
11

Classic Simpsons Clip

That ol’ Wiggum charm

14
May
11

“Hey everybody, look! I’m the funniest guy in the world!” – Homer

05
May
11

“Didn’t graduate? How low can you get?” – Barney

“Barney, where’s your cummerbund?” – High School Reunion Attendee

“It fell in the toilet.” – Barney