Archive for the 'Quote' Category

19
Feb
12

“What is your area of expertise?” – Adult Education Annex Administrator

“Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” – Homer

17
Feb
12

“Yes, that is right, mother, I already got married. Why I did not bother to tell you? Well, uh . . . the reason is . . . um,” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

[Homer sticks his finger up, as if going to give Apu an explanation, written on a piece of paper]

13
Dec
11

“Mr. Simpson, I believe something of yours struck my car yesterday.” – Astrid Weller

“Oh yeah? Prove it.” – Homer

“That’s your license plate, isn’t it?” – Astrid Weller

24
Nov
11

“Now, before we sit down to our delicious turkey purée, I have some, uh, happy, news. The following people have relatives that wish they could be here today; Antonovsky, Conroy, Falcone, Martin, Thorson, and Walsh.” – Springfield Retirement Castle Administrator

“Oh, and Mrs. Spencer . . . you too.” – Springfield Retirement Castle Administrator

“Oh, I knew they wouldn’t forget me.” – Mrs. Spencer

Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate it!

22
Nov
11

“I hate it when the waffles stick together.” – The Seething Sisters waitress

“Stickin’ together is what good waffles do.” – The Seething Sisters chef

20
Nov
11

“Kids are so naive. Lisa, when you get to be our age, you’ll learn a few things. Like when a sign says, ‘do not feed the bears’, man, you’d better not feed the bears.” – Homer

30
Oct
11

“Yup, here’s your problem. Someone set this thing to ‘evil’.” – Krusty Co. Repairman