Posts Tagged ‘Secrets of a Successful Marriage

19
Feb
12

“What is your area of expertise?” – Adult Education Annex Administrator

“Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” – Homer

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10
May
11

Classic Simpsons Clip

Yes Lisa, daddy’s a teacher.

28
Apr
11

“The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.” – Hans Moleman

“Just eat the damn oranges!” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson

24
Aug
10

“Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”

20
Jul
10

“Marge, just about everything is a sin.” – Reverend Lovejoy

[picks up Bible]

“Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.” – Reverend Lovejoy

29
Apr
10

Homer: Look, Marge, you don’t know what it’s like. I’m the one out there everyday putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order. You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ‘Cause when you put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it’s Chinatown!

Marge: Homer, don’t ever tell them personal stuff about me again!

Homer: Yes, ma’am.