Posts Tagged ‘Some Enchanted Evening

11
Feb
11

“Ooh, pickled beets.” – Ms. Botz

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30
Nov
10

“Tell us about your husband, Marge.” – Marvin Monroe

“When we were dating, he was sweeter ..”

“and more romantic ..”

“and forty pounds thinner ..”

“and he had hair! Ee … huh .. ohk ..”

“and he ate with utensils! Ee .. huh .. epp .. ohk ..” – Marge

“What was last thing you said?” – Marvin Monroe

“Ee .. ohk .. eep..” – Marge

“Ah.” – Marvin Monroe


16
May
10

Couch Gag of the Day

13
May
10

America’s Most Armed and Dangerous Host: The Baby-Sitter Bandit has left a trail of daring nighttime robberies across the continental United States. She could be lurking anywhere, about to descend upon another house full of unsuspecting dupes.

[pause]

America’s Most Armed and Dangerous Host: In a moment, we will show you a picture of the real Baby-Sitter Bandit, Miss Lucille Botzcowski. Remember, she may be using a clever alias…

Lisa: Botz!

America’s Most Armed and Dangerous Host: …and should be considered armed and dangerous!

[Ms. Botz/Lucille Botzcowski appears]

Bart & Lisa: Waugh!

Bart: Run for it!

[Bart and Lisa run from the room while Ms. Botz/Lucille Botzcowski gives chase. Lisa is in the kitchen]

Lisa: 1-800-U-SNITCH. No, U-SQUEAL. Oh no!

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Some Enchanted Evening!”

28
Apr
10

Homer: Uh, I’d like some flowers.

Howard: What kind of flowers?

Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead.

Howard: Well, we have some beautiful long-stem roses. They’re fifty-five dollars a dozen.

Homer: [thinking] One please.