“That board with a nail in it may have defeated us, but the humans won’t stop there. They’ll make bigger boards with bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!” – Kang
Posts Tagged ‘Treehouse of Horror II
“Well, class, the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart’s answers on yesterday’s test.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“America was now discovered in 1942 by … “Some Guy,” and we don’t call our country America anymore, it’s … Bonerland.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it? . . . Hey! Hmmm, mmm, not bad, nice hot mustard, good bread, the turkey’s a little dry . . . the turkey’s a little dry! Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?” – Homer Simpson
(images courtesy of Dead Homer Society)