“Yes, by cutting off cable TV, and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter’s work out of those lowlifes.” – Mr. Burns
“Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?” – Waylon Smithers
“Hm, perhaps. Tell you what, we come back and everyone’s slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.” – Mr. Burns