Author Archive for Springfield Fats

22
Oct
11

“Yes, by cutting off cable TV, and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter’s work out of those lowlifes.” – Mr. Burns

“Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?” – Waylon Smithers

“Hm, perhaps. Tell you what, we come back and everyone’s slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.” – Mr. Burns

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16
May
11

“Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids’ parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot clown pole. Now come and get your catskins – err, I mean, sheepskins”. – Krusty the Clown

03
May
11

“At last, an excuse to wear makeup!” – Chief Wiggum

23
Apr
11

“Soon the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mudflaps”. – Lisa

31
Mar
11

Classic Simpsons Clip

Sunshine on My Shoulders Makes me Happy

[try to think of sunshine on your shoulders as this week in the northeast ends coldly]

24
Feb
11

“You’d better run, egg!”  – Homer

20
Feb
11

“Marge! We’re all out of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream!” – Homer